I don’t wanna argue but….

Why do we argue all the time? Let me count the reasons.

We argue because of Twitter. We’re both flirts. However, I’m just not as blatant about it. You on the other hand are. You don’t realize it. How you don’t? I don’t know. To me it’s disrespect. To you it’s innocent. Social networking sites can be a blessing and a curse. And there is a fine line between the two. Especially if you’re dating someone.

We argue because you don’t call enough. When you aren’t in the same city, communication is key right. So, if we don’t talk then what’s left. I’ll tell you what’s left. A lingering feeling that something isn’t right. I don’t like that feeling and you don’t either.

We argue because I have male friends. Yep, sure do. You have female friends right? Yeah, that’s what I thought. So, just like you have female friends, I have male friends. And just like you have slept with one or two. So, have I. I’m wondering if my complete honesty was warranted now. It seems to have played into your insecurity.

We argue because we both have smart ass mouths. You have the ability to make me cry with the words that roll off of your tongue. You have the ability to make me angry the same way and you know it. I shouldn’t let you get to me. I’m supposed to be the BULL. Taurus women aren’t wimps at least not to your face. I showed my weakness. Eh. Oh well. I AM a woman. The same way you can change my emotions, I can change yours. And I know it. However, sometimes things are taken out of context and intent. We HAVE to realize this.

We argue because we don’t trust each other 100%. If you did, you wouldn’t assume I was up to no good at night when I don’t you call at 11 pm when I TELL you I go to bed around 10 or 10:30. So, of course I’m not going to answer the phone. I’m ASLEEP! And if I trusted you completely, I wouldn’t worry about you going out every weekend. I mean just because you like to have a drink and happen to be out while doing it shouldn’t warrant attitude. I understand that.

Now, someone may ask “Who wants to be with someone when all you seem to do is argue?”… That’s a great question… A question for a later date.

Permanent Perceptions

I must admit. I’m one of the most indecisive people on earth. In addition to that, I change my mind a lot. Nowadays, that seems to be a crime. You see people nowadays are wanting you how have permanent positions and permanent perceptions. For instance, do you really expect me to be friends with someone I don’t have a good reason to stay friends with? Should you be so opposed to me becoming friends with someone I wasn’t previously friends with. Points change. Perceptions change. Positions change. I’m a democrat but I don’t hate all Republicans. That’s silly. There are dogs on both sides of the fence. Not to mention, a lot of you don’t know why you are democrats anyway other than your parents were. So, do you think I should hate my ex for the rest of my life because he did me wrong? We were young and dumb. Now, we are old and intelligent… or so we claim. Parameters have changed. Perceptions change. All I’m saying is I’m change everyday. My clothes. My hair. My mind. And it’s not a crime. And if it was, we would all be in jail.

The Waiting Game

Let’s play a game. It’s called… you guessed it… the waiting game. Now, listen to the rules very carefully before you decide if you want to participate. There will be a lot of losers but only one winner. Ready? Okay. The waiting game has to have at least a team of two. Please note: Partners may be swapped out at any time without notice and additional players may be added to the game without your permission. The waiting game is played by waiting. Yes, simply waiting. The point of the game is to outlast your opponents and be the last one standing in the end with your partner. Please note: Your partner has the ability to say “Time’s up” and in that event you will lose the game. If you are the winner of the waiting game, you will win the grand prize. The grand prize is a ring and a lifetime. Please note: The lifetime is pending upon a successful marriage. So now who wants to play?

*PAUSE* Before anyone answers that. Let me give you some examples of how this game could possibly pan out.

Ex 1: - Player 1 and Player 2 begin the waiting game. Player 1 adds Player 3 to the game. Player 3 wins game.

Ex 2: - Player 1 and Player 2 begin the waiting game. Player 2 doesn’t know she is really Player 3. Player 2 wins game.

Ex 3: - Player 1, Player 2, Player 3, Player 4, and Player 5 begin the waiting game. Player 1 says “Time’s Up” to Player 3 and Player 4. Player 1 adds Player 6 and Player 7 to the game. Player says “Time’s Up” to all players left and adds Player 8. Player 8 wins

Ex 4: - Player 1 and Player 2 begin the waiting game. Player 2 wins the game.

Please note: Example 4 is most desired yet the least common method of play. These rules are subject to interpretation. Play at your own risk.