The Waiting Game

Let’s play a game. It’s called… you guessed it… the waiting game. Now, listen to the rules very carefully before you decide if you want to participate. There will be a lot of losers but only one winner. Ready? Okay. The waiting game has to have at least a team of two. Please note: Partners may be swapped out at any time without notice and additional players may be added to the game without your permission. The waiting game is played by waiting. Yes, simply waiting. The point of the game is to outlast your opponents and be the last one standing in the end with your partner. Please note: Your partner has the ability to say “Time’s up” and in that event you will lose the game. If you are the winner of the waiting game, you will win the grand prize. The grand prize is a ring and a lifetime. Please note: The lifetime is pending upon a successful marriage. So now who wants to play?

*PAUSE* Before anyone answers that. Let me give you some examples of how this game could possibly pan out.

Ex 1: - Player 1 and Player 2 begin the waiting game. Player 1 adds Player 3 to the game. Player 3 wins game.

Ex 2: - Player 1 and Player 2 begin the waiting game. Player 2 doesn’t know she is really Player 3. Player 2 wins game.

Ex 3: - Player 1, Player 2, Player 3, Player 4, and Player 5 begin the waiting game. Player 1 says “Time’s Up” to Player 3 and Player 4. Player 1 adds Player 6 and Player 7 to the game. Player says “Time’s Up” to all players left and adds Player 8. Player 8 wins

Ex 4: - Player 1 and Player 2 begin the waiting game. Player 2 wins the game.

Please note: Example 4 is most desired yet the least common method of play. These rules are subject to interpretation. Play at your own risk.