Talking to my twitter buds about my last blog produced a topic for the fellas… well kinda. No I wasn’t man bashing in the last one. No I’m not woman bashing in this one. Now down to business. There are women out there, not all but some, who are all about the benjamins, typically referred to as gold diggers. The term is self explanatory so what is the point of this blog. Some ladies go to the extreme to convince themselves that the reason they are interested in this man is because of every other attribute he has. Let’s start with some examples of the flaws of money men that women “overlook” because hey “no one is perfect”.
1. Mr. Unattractive. He’s not attractive. You know it. All your friends think he looks like a monster compared to what you typically date. You blew him off at first until you found out he wasn’t lacking in the bank account. Now, his looks are just a minor speed bump on the way to throwing it in the bag.
2. Mr. Small Penis. The sex is TERRIBLE but you will definitely bang for that buck. He’s okay looking but nothing that you just go ga-ga for. But with all the money he has, you could buy platinum plated dick. So, you convince yourself the sex isn’t really THAT bad and you can teach him a few things. Right?
3. Mr. Bad Attitude. If anyone else talked so reckless to you, your neck would snap so hard you thought you had whiplash. He pops off at the mouth at any given moment. Doesn’t care if he embarrasses you or himself. He’s never happy. Nothing you do is right. He controls you with his mouth and not the way you would want him to. Yet, you choose to follow him down Misery Lane because it’s paved in gold.
4. Mr. Multi-woman Man. He has women on the side. You know it. It bothers you but you would never say anything. Why? Because that’s the price you pay? You convince yourself that most men cheat anyway so why not live by the lyric “You should know by now that all n*ggas is dogs better to have a rich pit than a broke German Sheppard” as long he buys you a diamond studded collar to match his.
5. Mr. Big Belly Bankroll. He’s so big it’s disgusting. He is knocking on diabetes door while shoving all of the fried food you cooked down his throat. He loves food. You cook food. So he loves you. You love shopping. He owns the mall. So you love him.
6. Mr. SS Check. He’s old enough to be your dad and maybe your granddad. There is nothing attractive to about him. He’s not even Hugh Hefner. The only thing older than him is his money. He’s so mature tho and he can TRUST you with his FUND.
7. Mr. That’s Just OUR Baby’s Daddy. He has more kids than he has zeros in the bank and he has equally as many baby mothers. They hate you and you are the target. You get more threats than the President on a daily basis from them. Yet, you don’t mind being a step mom. I mean it’s only 18 years and you don’t have to have any of your own.
Now don’t get me wrong. Everyone wants to live a comfortable lifestyle with myself included. My only question is. Would you be interested if he didn’t have money? Chances are the answer is not and.. HEYYYYY it must be the MONEY!
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